LOSE AN EYE WITH OUR STATE OF THE ART TELEHEALTH

Coming to Scamton?

GET TO KNOW SCAMTON OPTICAL! WHERE WE LOVE BAIT AND SWITCHING LAWSUITS AND MISDIAGNOSES!

BOOK FREE****** EXAM
Support farmed out to Nicaragua
Bait & Switch
Insurance Fraud
Illegal Virtual Exams

We tried to be just like Geico with our own mascot.

Unfortunately, even Mr. Scam doesn't think this was a good addition considering our lack of care and ethics. But we get that bread while putting our patients at risk on the daily!

Lawsuit Corner @ Scamton!

Read our very many lawsuits to see if we're right for you.

Our Founders

Meet our founders & Lead Optometrist!

Mr. Scamuel, Mr. Moola & Dr. Cockwell!

We're on a mission to "Make Eye Care hard!"

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